Friday, September 12, 2008
This post is to save my dying blog.
Went back taonan for mooncake fest with Mel and joshua a.k.a big breast bitch :D
Mel wore skinnies again, =.=
and joshua wore a push-up bra..
Too bad ochi dint come, if not got action cos ochi asked her gang to bash mel up. Hahah
aww...Mel is terrified that her hair is falling.
Saw Anne, but she never come with us, she went with venus.
So we sat on the chair, feeling so REJECTED.
we brought torchlights, wanted to sneak up and run around the school.
But they closed the stairs.
Only way was through the staff room,
but got this sneazy old man who was hired to guard the stairs.
we thought he was just an ahpek who was just masturbating privately so we wanted to run pass the staffroom.
Then he shouted "Oi! You cannot go there. No no no"
i said " We want to see teachers leh cannot ah?"
He pointed to the left and right with his spermy fingers and shook his head.
so i said "Ok lor, then we talk to you."
But he thought it was a threat and slowly walked towards us.. but he cant walk properly.
more like humping towards us..
He opened his little market pouch and showed us his stupid ID with his ugly face.
"You want to talk? TALK TALK TALKKK!!"
Hahahahahh, his face then was almost as retard as his ID picture.
Old people piss me off, some are cute though.
Nabeh, i wanted to pull his mole hair.
mel and josh also never back me up =.=
Not fun liao lah.
We wanted to play the games at the funfair.
but the coupons was sold out
so we were finding coupons on the floor.
Mel found 2 so she gave me one.
the games there was very crowded so we go canteen first.
bought yogurt from the new vending machine
Wanted the aloe vera one, but joshua got itchy breasts and pressed a diff number
then came out strawberry =.=
so i squeazed his breasts, and i heard a soft laughter coming out from his nipple.
I think i squeazed too hard lehs, some juices squirted out from it.
gave mel the strawberry one and i bought aloe vera for myself.
roamed around taonan, finding ways to sneak up
everywhere also cannot.
we under estimated taonan.
so we go fitness corner to play the monkey bars and scare innocent children
then it was 10 o clock and everyone had to go.
the game stalls were also closing, so we hurried to one game
and the stall owner was
MOGUTOU'S MOTHER.
and her mother is also a mogutou.
like mother like daughter
the game is to throw the ball into the bunny pouch, which was a fish net. LOL
mel scored 3
i scored 5.
as usual i won.
then mel's dad called and she had to leave.
so everyone left.
THE END.
And i seem to be pissing alot of old people this days.
Yesterday i took a bus to sch, and it was damn packed.
then i was standing infront of this old woman.
then the man behind me wanted to alight but my bag was taking too much space
so i swing my bag infront of me to allow him to move lah.
then my bag hit the old lady's saggy breasts.
and her breasts swerved to one side, and it stayed there.
i laughed.
then she pushed it back to position and looked at me and said " Eh, watch what you are doing ah" it was an accident so i said " Oh, sorry. But not like i want to molest you like that."
then she was pissed and kept staring at me.
maybe she secretly enjoyed it, cos nobody wants to touch her already mah.
I satisfied her desires. LOL
Hahah, imagine the scene in slow motion.
7:39 AM;
