First thing's first.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM, JOSHUA
AND
ZACHARY! :D
&
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO
SERENE!
Today actually suppose to spy on sarah & D_ _ _ _ _ _
But it was postponed till next week cos D_ _ _ _ _ _ _ got no money for the date.
Aiyah was looking forward to spying lah, =.=''
I even bought walkie-talkies and a cat suit.
So instead, met up with jiayi and sarah at eastpoint.
We dint know where to go at first.
Sarah wanted to go TM, Jiayi wanted to go boonlay? I wanted to go vivo.
But Bob and i are counted as two votes. So, majority wins.
Sarah told me about this website called hotlinetohell thing.
Its said that you can curse someone to die, by typing your name and the person's name and the reason.
But you'll go hell when u curse.
Quite scary leh.
So dont offend me ah, i already put as favourites.
No lah, i wont curse anybody.
;D
Vivo was packed as usual.
I got scammed by Candy Empire.
Sarah bought this gummy bear jar thing, and jiayi bought the 100gm for $3.50 chocolates. While i bought a cherry flavour willy wonka sweet for $3
They wrote on the wrapper that it contained pieces of nerds sweet inside leh, but its just two big stick of this red sticky sweet.
Not worth my $3.
$3 can buy wat leh?
Can buy me two cups of bubble tea, with extra pearls somemore.
My heart was secretely broken and i hated the sweet to the core, but i acted like i did cos jiayi and sarah liked theirs so much and i dint wanted to waste my money.
Went around Vivo.
Sat down and talk bad about people,
laughed and laughed,
Sang 'Juicy' and disturbed children at the playground.
Which made the parents thought that we're Phedophiles.
Went back to east point,
Sarah forced us to slacked at her void deck and meet her Dencarl.
After that went up to sarah's house, which was a regret cos her brother's a FEACFA-
FuckingExtraActCoolFatAss.
First of all, he's a loser that follows people around cos he has no other friends. Awhh...
Secondly he think he's english is top notch, and that everyone's using of english is just not as profound and fluent as his.
LOL, i wanted to sound chim. D:
Somemore hor, when we all were sitting in front of his ass, he purposely farted leh. And the wind even pushed me 5cm back.
Wdf.
After that went to CGH to stay at the fish pond.
And i swear that we saw a coi that lips looks excactly like Kweeli's!
Maybe Kwee Li was a coi in his past life? D:
Anyw, today was damn fun.
Besides that, today i went to a 7-elven nearby my house and its the worst branch there is. =.=''
Seriously BIG MISTAKE GOING THERE, It made me fking pissed.
When i went in, i briskly walked to the Mashed Potato Machine, Cos i had cravings for it. So i pressed the button and ALL THAT CAME OUT WAS LIQUID! I was this close to confronting the cashier about the lack of professionalism but i was afraid she would go '' Sorry, since you already filled the cup, you have to pay.'' So i gingerly placed it at one corner.
*Notice that I'm purposly using big words, cos i wanna prove that my english is better than sarah's brother :D*
So, i decided to buy chips instead.
When i placed the chips at the counter and took out my wallet, the woman asked ''Hey, are'nt you gonna buy that mashed potato? You cannot leave it there ah.''
I was shocked, but i decided to just take it cos i just wanna quickly go back home.
so i dragged my feet to the corner and took the mashed potato, thinking that im still gonna eat it, and not waste my money, even though its in the liquid form.
So i was preparing the money again and the when i look back up, the lady had already dipped the spoon into my mashed potato. I WAS ABOUT TO SCREAM IN AGONY.
But i dint of course. But i still could not hold back the looks of shock that was painted on my face. It was so obvious that i dint wanted to eat it there and then. So i asked nicely ''Err, dont you have a cover?''
TO WHICH SHE RAISED HER VOICE AT ME AND SAID ''THE COVER IS JUST BEHIND YOU.''
Okay i was in the wrong for being blind but she dint have to be so rude.
Anyway, about this lady. She is severely obese, she wears a tudung (The cloth that malays wear that covers their hair.) and has shaved every strand of eyebrows which had existed and replaced them with 2 elongated triangles.
Because of the excess accumalated lipids, i acutally thought she would look cute saying "7 ELEVEN! ITS A STORE...*Pinches tummy fat* AND MORE...*Raises disgusting eyebrows.*"
But she just had to be a bitch.
I took the cover and was in a helpless situation! I dint know where to put the contaminated spoon!
She scolded me like as if im the one in the wrong and said "GIVE ME!!"
I frowned at her and went "Huh?" cos i dint know why she was so pissed at me. She then grabbed my money and returned me the change and i left off being a very unsatisfied customer.
I was so pissed off! The mashed potato was fking horrible too!
But of course, i finished it up anyway!
I feel like dying, this has got to be one of the worst flus in my entire life, I feel like chopping Bob off.
Then i shall tell a lie so that my nose can grow back! HAHAHA.
(EXCUSE THE LAME JOKE, Blame the flu.)
So today i skipped school.
Heard that Audrey & Ben got boo-ed during their scouts and girl guides perfomance.
Awh, if only i was there to see it.
I've always wanted to get boo-ed during a performance. D:
So, nothing really happened.
EXCEPT that today a fat man was walking up and down the hallway outside my door.
I think he's an escapee from the mental instituition or sth.
& not to mention the grossest person you would ever see.
HE'S HUGE , WET AND SEEMS VERY SMELLY.
YOU COULD ALMOST SEE SMALL FLIES GATHERING OVER HIS HEAD.
IM GUESSING HIS 20++ BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GIVEN BIRTH TO 10 KIDS.
NO WAIT,
HE STILL LOOKS PREGNANT.
Good thing he got chase away by the security guard. :O
If not i'll chase him away using a broom and a frying pan.
No lah, i'll ask auntie yus to do it, cos i dont wanna infect myself.
Okay, my fever is acting up again, so im gonna end this post.
Sorry if i have any errors, i can barely open my eyes.
That is what happens when i get the flu, my eyelids will have this extra layer of fat and i can only open half of it.
And alot of eyeshit.
You would be shocked at how ugly i've become.
For now.
ONLY.
On other days im still hot.
So back off.
Everyone. It's the first time I'm doing it. I don't want to, I really don't. But its too late. And I don't want to venture into this because it's my first time and I'm really scared. What will people say? I'm really torn into 2 right now. Should I do it and bear with it OR Should I just wait.....
BEFORE I PUT BRACES. O:
HAHA, I know braces sucks. And i already have a big nose, so being a brace face is down-grading myself. Im like a 2-in-1 milo.
So today... nothing really happened except had counselling with haziq and that cousellor man. He's so damn clueless about his job, asked us questions about our holiday and goals and stuff. And we both have to take turns sitting on his special chair right in front of his face. O:
Haziq was blabbering about how the economical crisis is affecting him now, while i sit behind and act like i dont care. After that, we both agreed not to fight again and have harmony and all that crap. So...
HAZIQ IS NOW A FRIEND.
(cuts ribbon)
After all the lame questions, he told me to take the lift with him, when the class is just on the 2nd floor? He claims the lift is special and a privellage, but i guess he just wants to feel the power of granting people the ability to use the lift.
And the lift takes so fking long to come down. Its like joshua on a over-head bridge.
No wonder he's so fat.
Besides that...
the usual stuffs at school.
& THAT JIAMING SPIT IN MY FACE.
Wdf, i feel so dirty. Like i've just got gangbanged. D:
I think lumps are growing on my face now.
So... alot of people are making new blogs.
Isit the cool thing now?
Im guessing it is, cos i have one.
And im always trying to be cool.
O:
& I know that i just posted 5seconds ago. But this is a very imporant notice!
Smudger's getting his lab results back soon, so i hope you all can pray for the best!
I know i always tell people to 'Dont pray pray!' but now im telling you to PRAY PRAY!
No matter what religion you are! :D
And plus this was just another excuse to update another post because....
THIS IS MY 20th POST! HAH!
I made it this far.
Hey! Sorry for my hot absense. :D
Nothing really happened, and for the sake of updating my blog...
I SHALL TELL YOU A STORY.
I will never forget this incident until my hair turns white and my nose become wrinkly.
It was a usual friday, i had violin class with my teacher from china. Okay before i continue, let me tell you something about her.
Firstly she charge me $60 for one hour, so that means $1 for one minute right?
So, during those 60mins i would be playing ever so hardly on my violin, while she eats her takeaway noodles. Oh but on different lessons she would, pluck her eyebrows, trim her nose hair, read chinese newspapers and on special occasions she would curl her hair up.
I bet you're thinking, which teacher would be that... fked up.
Well, my dad probaby picked a lousy teacher as he is too cheapotofindabetterone.
Oh and not to mention, she loves to dig her nose. I mean, digging her nose is like her hobby and probably her other speciality, besides the viloin.
& THE WORST PART IS AFTER HER BONDING TIME BETWEEN HER FINGER AND HER NOSTRILS, SHE WOULD WIPE HER ''TREASURES'' ON ME.
She will do it secretely lah, but i know people.
She will pretend to correct my hand posture, and then when she touches me, she will gently rub her hands on mine so she could spread her nose shit equally on my skin area.
It may sound like its a method to seduce someone, but she really did it.
She will also pretend to scrape my hair, saying how nice and smooth it is, but she's just wiping it away. I can feel it, cos after awhile, her nose shit will harden and then i could feel a stone in my hair.
Or She will just pat me on the back, and do 'you know what'
Cant stand this type of people, NEVER HEARD OF A TISSUE BEFORE AH?
Or Is she just lazy to go to the toilet.
Tsk, hate her name.
>> "Guo Lan"
Okay so i came back from violin and was feeling shagged.
So i allighted at my house stop and being myself, i felt my pockets and realised that my handphone was gone! I knew in that time that i had dropped it somewhere in my seat. So i wondered "Should i go after the bus?"
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. The moment i sexily turned around, the bus was already 150m away from the bus stop but because of the traffic light, the bus stopped. I was thinking if i should chase after the bus or not? Because its damn embarrassing and maybe my parents could buy me a new phone model or sth.
Aiyah but knowing my parents, they would ask me wait 100years before getting me a new model. So PUI! I did the most kiasu thing and ran for the bus.
Now, in normal circumstances, if you were the bus driver, and you see a big nose nerd running behind, panting like shit, you would automatically open the door right?
But you know what he did when i was in front of the door?
HE WAS SRATCHING HIS FOOT.
So i kiasu-ly knocked on the door to get his attention from his foot. And when he turned to look at me, i mouthed the words, "My phone" and did some wierd action things with my hands to seem like im mute and from metta school.
WHY? All because he probably thought i was a terrorist and REFUSE to open the door! After painstaking seconds of trying to inform him about my phone, he finally gave in to the sweaty nerd.
Okay, so lets move on to PROBLEM NUMBER 2!
As it was evening, the bus was fking crowded. So i had to SQUEEZE my way through all the fatsos in the bus. In fact, the bus was so packed like a pack of sardines that you could actually grab a woman's breasts and she would'nt notice cos its so squeezy.
When i finally reached my seat that i sat which was righttttttttt at the back, i told the lady who was sat at my previous seat to stand up. WALAO EH, I would have slapped myself if it wasnt me because i was so irritating. But it was me and who would slap such a cute yet hot face like mine? :D
I was so annoying that i even indirectly accused the old man beside the woman of stealing.
I got off the damn bus and was so worried about my parents scolding me, calling me careless, irresponsible and all that crap that i was thinking of another person to blame besides myself.
And guess what?
I checked my violin bag and found my handphone lying there.
Hello! How are you?
Oh wait, i dont care.
Im posting because joshua posted on his blog and i want to steal his limelight. :D
So anyw, today was fun. Dint do homework as usual.
Wah i feel like gangster already.
YO, YO, whatup dawg, for shizzle mah nizzle..
I wont not blog about school since nobody likes it anyway.
The rest of this post will probably make you roll your eyes alot :D
Have you ever thought about your future? Your aspirations? Your dreams?
I have mine 50% planned out, whoever im gonna be in the future, i better be rich and i want my salary to be $6000 at least.
I want to have a big car (Lamboghini) and own a mansion. Probably like the one sarah lies about, but much more bigger and without her imaginary horses, and not in thailand lah. Because the houses there are very cheap.
Oh, forget about the whole 'no amount of money in the world can buy the friends and family i love.' shit.
Because friends stick with you when you are rich and poor! Now that im poor, my friends stick with me because im funny lah. But when im rich, my friends will be more stickier, coated with superglue!
And i will not only become funny, but be funny....with class. and alot more friends.
So, i will buy a lamboghini and own a mansion without my sister.
My parents can come over lah... occasionally.
Or i would most probably buy one HDB for them situated near mine so they can stay there.
But now i have no career plan, walao eh.
Joshua already plan everything loh, even what type of person he want to marry and how and when he will die. Somemore if joshua becomes a failure, he will still be rich because his parents have money! And when they die he will get their money.
Okay lah, actually im kidding. Im not so self-centered and selfish.
or am i?
HELLO! This is a just another one of those random posts where I apologise for not blogging for weeks and then discontinue to blog for another 3 weeks or so! Anyway, i doubt anyone still visits my blog, i mean which idiot would still visit my blog knowing that i wont update? So if you're reading this, YES YOU ARE AN IDIOT, but its okay. No one can blame you for liking me.
Its really hard to blog when there is school. The hardest part is to think of a topic to blog about. In case you haven't realised, I am not one to blog about the uninteresting things that happened. For example;
Wah, fourth day of school already ah? Haizz..
Im just crapping, LOL!
Blahblah..blah.
Aiyah, today was normal loh. Got school then after that head to east point, buy my usual pearl milk tea from sweet talk.
Melany asked me to blog cos my blog like dying liao. Okay lah, i gtg already. bye!
my heart is like a lock that needs a key.
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This is apparently the most common type of entries. Everytime i read this type of entries i would just fall asleep in front of my screen. No one's life can be so boring right?
Oh, and i completed my above example with a little emo message that most blog entries end with, i always like to read that kind of things.
I've decided to blog about something else, besides blogging about how dreadful school is and that it is a gate of hell and that we're forced to enter. I was reading my previous entries and remember this post?
I know that probably 90% of you would be too lazy to click on that link.
Well i end of with a saying "Oh yeah, i've decided not to be selfish and allow people to right click on my blog." And guess what? I changed my mind, in case another bitch would print out everything and show Haziq again.
cos i have this feeling that there would be another war coming, im not saying that im physic lah, or maybe I just miss having fights with him. I would probably gonna start a new war with him and then bitch about him here.
But no time to do that leh, streaming this year leh. I already have my future planned. :D
So might be deleteing this blog soon! Or maybe i will just un-invite everybody cos i dont want an idiot stealing my blog's URL .
Before i stop i want to share THIS VIDEO with all of you. :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ZIQ.
*I know you cant really see, but you're suppose to click on the word "post" and "THIS VIDEO" for the link. That is, if you're not lazy lah.*