Monday, February 23, 2009
Wow,
So its almost been about 1 month since i last posted.
No, i haven gone into depression or anything
Since everyone's been bugging me to post, i've decided not to be selfish for once and give people the entertainment of my blog.
So yesterday had a heated arguement with my lame dad.
It started in the computer room, which is also my dad's room.
I was innocently playing the com while he was on the bed watching american idol.
Im guessing the beeps from my msn convo started pissing him off as he was mumbling some complaints.
& suddenly the war began,
I shall represent my dad as moustache man.
MM:国耀，你没做功课啊?
A:有，有
MM:不要骗我。我没看到你做
A: Later, i want to use the com for awhile more.
MM: *Starts to shake in anger* IM GONNA THROW THE COM AWAY AH, I TELL YOU FIRST.
MM: *Starts to shake in anger* IM GONNA THROW THE COM AWAY AH, I TELL YOU FIRST.
A:*ignores moustache bitch, blast Shake It by Metro Station*
MM: *Continues shaking like a polaroid picture, while 'Shake It' continues to play.*
A Polaroid picture!
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Shall not blog about the random outings from the past weeks.
On friday went camping with my family to celebrate AKIF'S BIRTHDAY! :D
Happy birthday small fry! Stop digging your nose yah, later it will grow as big as mine. O:
Happy birthday small fry! Stop digging your nose yah, later it will grow as big as mine. O:
Not that i dig my nose.
Okay, maybe sometimes.
With tissue.
Not like michelle, she uses her thumb.
The trip to east coast was disgustingly torturous! I had to endure non-stop solo-chattering from my cousin, Akif at the back of a seven seater. He would not SHUT UP despite not having anyone to talk to. Well, actually I was supposed to talk to him, but I could not get his jokes and gave up listening.
Btw, this is the classic:
Akif: Hey Aqil! *Points to a character on the Batman character which is illustrated in his comic book i gave him for his b'day* Guess what is the colour of his black suit
-I ignored the stupidest question mankind could ever create -
Akif: EH! I just said the colour of it! *Laughs hysterically*
Settled at a spot near the toilet and the beach. :D
Dint help set up the tent as i could not be bothered and my uncle was pissing me off with his instructions manual.
Our humble, innocent tents.
Not that innocent though.
At night my uncle and aunt have rough sex which causes the tent to shake vigourously.
After 1/2h later i unzip the tent to find my elder cousin sleeping on my mattress.
Took this opportunity to take as many pictures of him.
Can be used to blackmail him in the future.
His nose is sharp and pointed.
Unlike Bob.
SHINY AND FLAWLESS TOO.
Fking Bob junior lah.
Im gonna kill it, using the Anti-Acne Clean&Clear cleanser.
The tent was crawling with insects.
see, there's an ant on his toe!
OH, WAIT.
ITS JUST A MOLE.
Suddenly in the evening, east coast was infested with migrant workers from Bangladesh! There was this one guy who laid his eyes on NABILA.
He wore a skin-coloured underwear and we all thought he WASNT WEARING ANYTHING! So everyone was going EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Even the adults were gasping for air, but we still continue to look.
PAISEH, Actually he was wearing something. I actually wanted to call the police you know.
Act brave....
Day 2!
In the morning, there was alot of angmohs in the beach.
& Nabila was infatuated with them.
She wanted them to flirt with her, and the only way they would do that was to get drunk!
I helped her grab two random bottles on the ground and started drinking like our life's miserable.
But we forgot to take the labels off so we just look like innocent virgins drinking Ice Lemon Tee and Pokka Green Tea.
In the afternoon...
The adults started playing the Bean Bag Toss thingy.
And the loser had to drink a can of beer or sth.
Dont understand adults....
Tsk.
And they call us immature.
A serious match. :D
We got bored while waiting for the adults to play finish, so my mom gave me and Akif one whole packet of bread to feed the turtles and fishes in the pond.
But i lied to my cousin that he cannot feed them because later the pond ghost will get offended. He actually believed me and went running back to camp!
And i got the whole packet to myself!
Enjoyed the breeze and the environment while feeding the pond.
Felt as one with the nature, the birds were chirping on my hands and a deer came out from behind the tree.
Then i noticed a little sign at the other end that read,
"DO NOT FEED THE TURTLES."
they even shown a picture of a hand and a turtle and crossed it.
Wah, if caught will have fine somemore.
O:
Threw my bread on the floor and escaped from the scene of the crime.
After that my cousin came back and confronted me for lying.
Apparantly he asked my aunt about the pond ghost and she denied it.
So i changed the subject by taking pictures of him.
And that made him happy.
What a vain boy.
Trying to be a model but failed terribly.
There was nothing else to do in the camp so we decided to bury my cousin in the sand!
I wanted to make sand boobs for him, but he keep smashing them.
D:
It may seem easy to bury a person in sand but its actually very hard work!
Cos the shoulders keep sticking out and the sand will slide down.
I felt really frustrated that i almost wanted to smash his shoulders with the bucket.
But like Madam Ros always says...
"In life we must always have COMMITMENT! Without commitment, nothing will be a success,*gobbles like a turkey*
After successfully buried him, i had to run back to the tent to get my handphone to take his picture.
He wanted to stand up as he claim a crab is pinching him but i persuaded him not to ruin my hardwork.
HAHAH, HIM SCREAMING IN PAIN DUE TO THE 'CRAB' While i take a picture. See my shadow.
Sp bad hor, im actually enjoying his pain.
Yah lah Ben, i know you're thinking.
Hei xin.
Angry liao.
D:
After that, I played in the sand,
Being in a hyper mood, i started running on the beach.
Then Akif started calling me from behind, "AQILL!"
So I turned. BEING THE CLUMSY PERSON THAT I AM, my feet lost balance.
But unlike other falls in life, this one was relatively a very slow process. I actually had time to think of what to do to prevent bad injury.
The things that went on in my mind:"Eh, shit! I am about to fall! What to do? Put the hands in front lah! I mean, I would rather injure my arms than my face right. My god, the floor is getting closer!"
I landed on...
The soft and warm sand.
;D
Nothing interesting happened after that,
Played Bingo with my family after that, and Uno.
Next morning, unassemble the tent and ate at the food court.
Camping was seriously fun, its a good experience lah.
Who needs scouts now.
Ahh, i love my family. :D
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Today Auntie Yus was seriously cute lah.
She has come up with all kinds of names for censored stuffs. Because my sister likes to hang all the hangers and bras on our railing toilet and not take them out , so she will get angry. So angry, that she even gives names for all these things.
Hangers: She calls it 'lantern'
Bras: She calls it a 'Zorro Mask'
& the best one..
She says that all the bras and undies hanging on the pole loosely looked like 'Sotong Kering'.
Haha, I laughed like crazy. In case you are a joke spoiler, asking what 'Sotong Kering' is, it means 'Dried Squid'. <-- It has lost all its essence of funniness.
TAG REPLIES
Mel: LOL! Who ask you go click. You're my only victim leh. Dont be a BIMBO. :D Hahah, sue me lah! I will hire my best lawyer okay, the one the mama shop uncle recommend me. Got budget.
Mel and Josh: Aiyo, you both treating my blog like Habbo Hotel isit? Dont meet up here leh, Go MSN lah
Josh: Mel's Lesbian? O: Ask her go have sex with Hiromi then, bet she misses her loads.
Michelle and Ben: Naggy bags. :D
Jiayi: No nice blogskins, i wanted to use serene's one but she dont let me copy. D:
Josh: Jiayi[heart] is my friend okay. She may be ahlian behind the com screen but in real life she's just trying to fit in. :D Joshua's a NERD.
Audrey: Okay? LOL, You want tags right? Just say lah. HAHA.
Huda: Aiyoh, you want me to broadcast your blog ah. Improve your english first.
Serene: Yah, you must. You ask me blog but you ownself never hor.
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A note to JOSHUA HO
I am glad that even after 2 years, you are still as fat as ever. 2 years ago, I just thought that you were just a fat pumpkin trying to suck up to me or something. However, now that we have separated schools, I realised that beneath your cellulite, you are someone who is really special to me. Believe it or not, I remember each and every little details of the moments we spent together.
WHO AM I KIDDING?
IM NOT THAT KIND.
SINCE YOU CALLED ME DUMB IN YOUR BLOG, HERE'S MY REVENGE.
YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ISIT?!
HAHAHAHAH!
Everyone laugh with me now!
AHAHAH.
Now i wont blog till next month.
Dont nag at me.
P.S. : Mel, i still have'nt forget about you, i would make a note to you but my main point was to show everyone that HIDEOUS picture of joshua benjamin ho. Dont jealous ah? I will make you famous another time. :DD
P.S.S : I WAS BROWSING THROUGH MY PICTURES IN MY PHONE AND FOUND THIS!!
WHOEVER FIGURES WHO THIS IS WILL GET A FREE HUG FROM YOURS TRULY.
(While stocks last.)
COURTESY OF NG JIAYI THE BEST PHOTOGRAPPHER EVER.
Dont say i never credit you ah.