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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Today was fun lah.
At school played Uno with audrey and company.
until wangyadong the china biotch came.
& gave us worksheets!
and freaking holiday homework =.=
but im gonna use the papers for smudger's litterbox.
He somemore played lame chinese videos.
about a son and his mother?
his mother has BEAUTIFUL WHITE HAIR.
Then mrs peh came and we played truth or dare.
but cannot choose truth, so only can do dares -_-
Hahah, had fun. :D

After school i planned to meet breasty boy at tanah merah interchange.
both of us were going to meet mel at east shore hospital.
cos she got dengue D:
poor sad little girl.
But josh took so long to go to finish school
so followed audrey and cathy to burger king for a nice chat.
and to steal some fries.

After that met joshua.
breastyboy got a new phone.
while i degraded my phone.
tsk, he kept showing off =.=
wanted to snatch his phone and throw in the mrt tracks,
but he was clinging on to it so tightly
anyw, cybershot sucks.
buttons so small, esp for someone as big as joshua :D
His thumb is the size of my nostrils.
very big right?

And i just realised that all mrt stations have funny names.
like sembawang,
wdf.
sounds like a brand of clothes.
and KATHIB
sounds like an indian food.
and YISHUN
which just sounds stupid

Stopped at eunos mrt station.
and took a taxi to east shore hospital.
supposed to pay half of the taxi fare.
but joshua forgot to ask me to pay him back
so i kept my mouth shut throughout the day.
hahah, loser.

BIG NOSE : BREASTY
1 : 0

East shore hospital looks run down from the outside.
but inside quite nice leh.
the nurses so kind.
but they look retarded with the masks and the suit.
WHICH INSPIRES ME TO BECOME A DOCTOR.

Mel was in ward 4033
which is shared by 3 other people.
aiyoh, no privacy.
then when the old people in the ward wanna shit.
they have to call the nurse
then the nurse would bring a bucket
and they will shit inside
and u can hear the shit falling down, one by one.
but if the patient got diarrhoea
you would hear a waterfall.

When we saw her, her other friends was with her.
but we chased them away.
hahah,
She was so weak, and her hair was in a mess.
she did not bath for a few days leh.

I could just killed her by pulling out the tube connected to her veins.
Kept making her bed move up and down.
fun to be in a hospital leh.

People give her bananna also never eat -_-

Pathetic magazines D:

Chat for awhile, then went to the cafeteria to eat.
but mel said that the malay food taste like shit.
so we head her advice :D
and bought chocolates.
maybe got melamine.
because the hospital want more people to get sick
so they can have more customers.
tsk.

After that we went up again to accompany mel.
and talked.
and mel reminded us about our pri sch friend that we used to bully;
VANESSA LIM
also known as MOGUTOU.
AHAHAHAH.
We were the ones that brought her much suffering for her primary school days.
LOL

AHAHAH.
Actually, quite poor thing hor.
I was her good friend for once before leh.
but for only one period.
Hah.

Hope mel gets well soon lah.
then we can go bunk!
she said she was playing maple when she felt a headache.
A FIRST SYMTOM.

Pictures:

BEDRIDDEN.

The scariest/fugliest pic ever of my joshua collection. :D
He could star in a horror movie.
but the cheapskate indian type of movies.
he's not good enough for hollywood.
only shown on channel VASANTHAM.
Title: Curse of the breast boy.
and the views : 7

:D

After that, me and josh went to parkway.
Bought bubble tea,
the auntie damn kind leh, gave us so much pearls.
each-a-cup pawns sweet talk's ass.

walked around, then breasty go shoot milk tea at my face.
and it got all sticky.
curse him and his twins!

BIG NOSE : BREASTY
1 : 1

Walked to the nearest playgound to do some exercise thing.
then josh's mum called.
and his ringtone is Piece of me.
-_-

The fitness corner got this old fat indian woman hogging the running thing which keeps staring at us.
Or maybe she's hypnotised by joshua's breast's vigorous movements.

So we played "splits" instead.
halfway joshua fell on his back, because he lost balance.
and everyone saw and laughed at him.
then an old woman asked if he pretended to fall, cos it looked so comical.
but its actually because i kicked his steps.
Ahahahah.

BIG NOSE : BREASTY
2 : 1

And joshua got angry :

*screams*

joshua's mum came to fetch him and i left.

took the most ugliest picture of smudger today:

HAHA.
He looks like a god watching over us hor.

At the hospital i was browsing joshua's phone.
& i found THIS :

OMFG.
AHAHAHH.

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